Chuck Norris and IT

• The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris.
• CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
• Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
• Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them
• Chuck Norris has Internet 3
• Check Norris can parse invalid XML
• Chuck Norris can break Moore’s Law
• Chuck Norris can fix everything without changing anything.

How to find the user / entity an email address is associated with in Exchange 2003

• Open the Acive Directory Users and Computers Management Console
• Right Click on the domain > Select Find
• Select Custom Search in the Find field
• Select the Advanced tab
• To find the entity with the email address spamtrap@danlance.co.uk for example, enter the following in the LDAP query field: (proxyAddresses=smtp:user@somain.com)
• This will list the entity containing the email address entered.
  
  Wild cards can be entered within the email address (*) to return multiple matches.
  If you want to view all the email addresses within the results list, select View -> Choose Columns... and select Proxy Address - doing this in assoication with the query (proxyAddresses=smtp:*@somain.com) will give you a list of all entities within the organisation that have an email address, together with all the email addresses they have.