Тачки ;-)

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily
Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
KIA - Killed In Assembly
Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Buick - Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer
Dodge - Dead Old Dog Going East,Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
GM - Great Mistake
BMW - Big Money Works

ссылка в заголовке, там ещё много всего
UPD:
АЗЛК - Автомобиль, Заранее Лишённый Качества (10x to Artem!)