Chuck Norris and IT

• The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris.
• CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
• Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
• Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them
• Chuck Norris has Internet 3
• Check Norris can parse invalid XML
• Chuck Norris can break Moore’s Law
• Chuck Norris can fix everything without changing anything.